Bikini Model Housecleaning

[Zarathustra]

Hey guys, I've started a business and I'm giving all my fellows CPers a chance to have their houses cleaned by gorgeous women in bikinis or lingerie. The normal hourly rate is $55 per hour, but for you guys I'll charge $45 per hour, and you get to choose if they wear a bikini or lingerie (I'll charge the same fee for CP members).

I will bring the girls to your house, they will vacuum, sweep, dust, do your dishes, etc... in their bikini or lingerie. The girls are available on evenings and weekends and we'll schedule cleanings when you want them. Cooking and baking services will also be available.

This is strictly a maid business, there is no sex or sexual acts involved, the girls are just being paid to clean and look pretty. Dreams do come true.

The website is up and running now its:

http://www.calgaryfantasymaids.com/

[Da_Chief]

Lol

[Papi34]

If i didnt live at home i would be all over this!!!

Great entrepeneur skills!! best of luck!

[Mike Oxlong]

Now this is a thread that is useless without pics!

Be prepared for a flood of PM's (Including mine of course)

[missdpuck]

How much are the girls paid? You couldn't pay me enough to be leered at by a CPer Just curious.

[Resolute 14]

Yes, We need a website address to ... err ... look into whether this buisness is ... viable.

I would absolutely love to know how job interviews for something like this works.

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

How much are the girls paid? You couldn't pay me enough to be leered at by a CPer Just curious.

You could send me a picture, and I'll do it for free. Then you could claim your looks are "priceless".

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by Resolute 14

You could send me a picture, and I'll do it for free. Then you could claim your looks are "priceless".

Sorry.Not falling for that! Bikini models get a lot more than$50 an hour , that's all I'm saying....if not they're doing themselves an injustice, or they have other issues

[4X4]

That's hilarious. Is there a hotness guarantee? I'd be pretty disappointed if I bought this service and some butterface showed up.

[Zarathustra]

Yes there is a hotness guarantee, I interview all models and make sure they meet my standards. Also I will send you recent pictures of the model you choose before they come over to your house.

Edit-You also don't pay until you meet the model, so if you aren't satisfied you won't be charged. But you are also expected to tip the girls if they do a good job and you want them to work for you again.

[Raekwon]

So you are saying that they won't buff my lobby or polish my knobs?

[Zarathustra]

No sexual favours, no touching. All this is is beautiful women cleaning your house in a bikini and you watching. I will make sure these girls are also very flirtatious and outgoing so they will provide the customer with a great experience.

[missdpuck]

It's a good business idea but arethereany provisions for the girls' safety? It's bad enough wearing a bikini to a public beach , never mind being in a stranger's home. Someone tried this in SoFla but it didn't work for several reasons..one of them being there are plenty of beaches and girls in bikinis around here. We also had a topless donut shop and a couple of topless car washes. Another reason these businesses failed had to do with solicitation.

[Zarathustra]

For sure we have plenty of rules, and if anything comes up for the girls feel uncomfortable I'll come pick them up and sort everything out. Also when I go with the girls to the house, if we are creeped out by the guy or it looks dangerous, I will just take them back home.

Originally Posted by missdpuck

It's a good business idea but arethereany provisions for the girls' safety? It's bad enough wearing a bikini to a public beach , never mind being in a stranger's home. Someone tried this in SoFla but it didn't work for several reasons..one of them being there are plenty of beaches and girls in bikinis around here. We also had a topless donut shop and a couple of topless car washes. Another reason these businesses failed had to do with solicitation.

[albertGQ]

Do they clean toilets?

[Da_Chief]

Originally Posted by Zarathustra

For sure we have plenty of rules, and if anything comes up for the girls feel uncomfortable I'll come pick them up and sort everything out. Also when I go with the girls to the house, if we are creeped out by the guy or it looks dangerous, I will just take them back home.

LOL, im sorry but that sounds more like pimping than housecleaning service.

[BOSSY]

Hey, if there is a market for it why not...

[ok, ok,....I get it]

This could really take off. I run my own business and if I can give you one piece of advice:

[malcolmk14]

Good thread.

[troutman]

I retained something like this in Penticton. They were called Sweeping Beauties.