09-06-2009, 06:07 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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What's grosser - puke or poop?
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This is an interesting question.
One comes out of your behind, one comes out of your mouth. The fact that it shoots out of your mouth like a chocolate fondue fountain only makes it that much worse, IMO.
Can I have a poll, please?
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09-06-2009, 06:08 PM
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SCORING WINGER
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Oh hockey, how I miss you.
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09-06-2009, 06:09 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Originally Posted by Phaneuf
You know it's September when..
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You don't poop when hockey starts? Do you hold it in for the entire season? What if you get sick?
This question is completely viable even during a hockey saturated time.
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09-06-2009, 06:18 PM
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Giver of Calculators
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I used to work at Foothills Hospital as a porter, and there was a woman in my unit who developped a blockage in her intenstine and the food was being forced back up into her stomach. She then puked all over herself. So she crapped out her mouth basically, it was pretty disgusting. Nothing really disgusts me like it used to after working there though.
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09-06-2009, 06:21 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Originally Posted by WesternCanadaKing
I used to work at Foothills Hospital as a porter, and there was a woman in my unit who developped a blockage in her intenstine and the food was being forced back up into her stomach. She then puked all over herself. So she crapped out her mouth basically, it was pretty disgusting. Nothing really disgusts me like it used to after working there though.
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Wait, so what you're saying is... There is some type of poop/puke hybrid?? This completely upsets the delicate balance of this poll! How can you decide on one or the other when there is some type of mutant poop/puke monster out there?
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09-06-2009, 06:23 PM
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I guess it depends on what was eaten. I'm sure some things are grosser coming out one way than the other.
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09-06-2009, 06:25 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Wait, so what you're saying is... There is some type of poop/puke hybrid?? This completely upsets the delicate balance of this poll! How can you decide on one or the other when there is some type of mutant poop/puke monster out there?
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Do they call the mix pupe or pooke?
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09-06-2009, 06:29 PM
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Not a casual user
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Hockey can't start soon enough. These threads are going down hill very fast.
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09-06-2009, 06:31 PM
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dear god is he 14?
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09-06-2009, 06:38 PM
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I... what?
Wait... what?
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09-06-2009, 06:43 PM
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09-06-2009, 06:44 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Originally Posted by Dion
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Why would this be locked?
This ain't the hockey forum.
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09-06-2009, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Why would this be locked?
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It's the topic of your thread 
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09-06-2009, 06:47 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Originally Posted by Dion
It's the topic of your thread |
I'm sorry if my poop thread offends you. 
Think of it as flowers. What's grosser? Flowers or sunshine?
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09-06-2009, 07:09 PM
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flowers for sure
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dear god is he 14?
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09-06-2009, 07:14 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Puke for sure.
I could change my kids poopy diapers pretty easily, but when my 3 year old got the stomach flu and was barfing everywhere, that pretty much was the limit for me
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09-06-2009, 07:15 PM
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EDIT: Epic fail humbly retracted.
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Last edited by Traditional_Ale; 09-06-2009 at 08:06 PM.
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09-06-2009, 07:18 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Dion
Hockey can't start soon enough. These threads are going down hill very fast.
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As I am with you on hockey starting soon. I have to admit this is an intriguing thread. I would have to say puke is grosser. They both stink but maybe it's because I am more accustomed to many different poop stinks that I am more able to adapt. Like some farts are bad but stinky burps are more gross imo. I rarely throw up but poop everyday so maybe it's just that i am more comfortable with it.
Wow it really is a slow offseason.
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09-06-2009, 07:29 PM
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Hmmmm....are we strictly talking humans? Both are probably equally gross as far as stupid humans go, although I'd probably rather clean up a humans puke, as opposed to $hit.
Dogs...well, my dogs puke doesn't stink nearly as bad as crap...human or dogs, so therefore I vote poop to be grosser.
note: posting in this thread admits to the world that I truly am a loser, and that I am bored without hockey. At least I have beer to help me find some level of entertainment in situations such as this. **hiccup**
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09-06-2009, 07:32 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
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Originally Posted by Puddy27
As I am with you on hockey starting soon. I have to admit this is an intriguing thread. I would have to say puke is grosser. They both stink but maybe it's because I am more accustomed to many different poop stinks that I am more able to adapt. Like some farts are bad but stinky burps are more gross imo. I rarely throw up but poop everyday so maybe it's just that i am more comfortable with it.
Wow it really is a slow offseason.
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So what you're saying is, the world has become desensitized to poop?
Pooping every day, along with threads like this, has made us look at poop in a duller light, while puking, because of its rarity, has made it into something of a taboo?
I think you're on to something here.
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