"Here's the problem. Someone set it to Evil"

[Resolute 14]

A Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode turns real:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/feb...death-threats/

Anyone else shocked that this is in Florida?

[MelBridgeman]

cocaine is helluva drug

[CaptainCrunch]

Satan decides to come to earth and begin his planned take over. Who will he take the form of. Billionare Donald Trump? Vice President Cheney? Putin?

Opps bad strategy.

What they should do is sew a loaded shotgun into the elmo dolls arms and call him tickle me Dick.

He threatens your life and then shoots you in the face.

Ok the name needs work, it sounds like a mastabatory pirate doll.

[Flames89]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What they should do is sew a loaded shotgun into the elmo dolls arms and call him tickle me Dick.

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Ok the name needs work, it sounds like a mastabatory pirate doll.

Perhaps the best quote of the year! Actually laughed-a-little out loud at that one...

[Ayrahb]

It's a programmable doll, I wonder if a family member thought it would be funny to mess around with it.

Still not nearly as funny as the vibrating Nimbus2000 story.