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Old 07-21-2008, 06:32 PM   #1
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I could post a ton of these, but I'm going to post one that has had me crying for a couple of days now. Hopefully others will follow suit. Maybe we'll discover some new stuff. OH! Not safe for work!

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Old 07-21-2008, 07:44 PM   #2
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Jim Norton is hands down my favorite comedian. a lot of his stuff isn't on youtube, but damn is he funny. Some of his tamer NSFW clips:

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Jeremy Hotz. Love him, but some people find him annoying



Cant remember if its NSFW but just in case......NSFW
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This routine cracks me up. I love his delivery

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Always loved George Carlin.......one of my all-time faves. And as someone who doesn't believe in god or practice religion I usually found myself agreeing with a lot of his stuff.

NSFW, btw.


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This should be a good thread.

Neil Hamburger bits always make me chuckle... He is just so low brow and, well, terrible. He reminds me of the Tony Clifton persona of Andy Kaufman...





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Another all-time fave of mine.........Sam Kinison. Really, really hard to find much of his stuff that is censored and decent.

*Very NSFW.

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Pretty much the only funny thing Adam Sandler has done.
Oh, so not true.

I had the pleasure of seeing Adam Sandler live in the fall of 1989 in a small college auditorium. He KILLED. So funny.
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Another all-time fave of mine.........Sam Kinison. Really, really hard to find much of his stuff that is censored and decent.

*Very NSFW.

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I almost cried the day Sam died. He was so good.
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I always wondered how he'd do, if they gave him a movie where he was required to be PG-13.

Can;t wait to see the kinison clip loved his comedy, but its been long so maybe I don't now.

Crazy I had seem that same clip way back in the day. I think it was the same special where Dangerfield introduced Roseanne and possibly Bob Saget, hazy memory.
9th annual HBO Young Comedians Special. You, sir, are correct.

I was looking for a clip from I believe the 4th or the 5th with very early Steven Wright, but I can't find it. Brilliant stuff.
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Jim Carrey stand up from 1991, amongst my friends this stand up routine is legendary and we still quote and laugh about it 17 yrs later.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsSMmOGNGyM
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I could post a ton of these, but I'm going to post one that has had me crying for a couple of days now. Hopefully others will follow suit. Maybe we'll discover some new stuff. OH! Not safe for work!


Classic. I love his D and D song.


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I don't know the comedian who did it - I would seriously buy beer for the person who directs me to the skit - but some Canadian comedian years ago did a bit on the metric system. It evolves into "imagine if we had metric time" where the comedian then describes the day is now a "dec" and there are centidecs and millidecs etc and then says "imagine what an American would think as they cam across the boarder and tuned into a Canadian radio station" after which he launches into a long monilogue as the radio announcer.

One of the funniest things I've heard.
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Robin Williams On GOLF - Language warning

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Jim Carrey stand up from 1991, amongst my friends this stand up routine is legendary and we still quote and laugh about it 17 yrs later.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UsSMmOGNGyM
There is some Chief Dan George in there, he doesn't do an impression of him there, but that's the inspiration.

My wife is part Inupiak, she does a mean eskimo accent even though she's never had one.
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Dylan Moran is fantastic, and highly recommended. You may recognize him from Shaun of the Dead and Run Fatboy Run.

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On men, women, and relationships:
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3 of my favorite Hedberg moments in this one video...@ 1:05, 6:20 and 7:00. What a loss.

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Pablo Francisco's movie guy voice is pretty funny


His bit on strippers is pretty good too

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Not a specific clip but any fan of stand-up should rent "Vince Vaugh's Wild West Tour" - fantastic documentary tracing his 30 nights/30 city tour with 4 young comics.
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