Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 12-02-2007, 05:34 PM   #1
photon
The new goggles also do nothing.
 
photon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default 10 minute sof staring at boobs daily = 5 years longer lifespan for men

Quote:
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Mi...rs-72490.shtml

Lol... Now I guess the question is can I charge the Playboy channel to my insurance?
__________________
Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
photon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 05:41 PM   #2
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

Holy crap I'm going to live forever....
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 05:42 PM   #3
Caged Great
Franchise Player
 
Caged Great's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Honestly honey, it's therapeutic.
__________________
Fireside Chat - The #1 Flames Fan Podcast - FiresideChat.ca
Caged Great is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 05:53 PM   #4
bluejays
Franchise Player
 
bluejays's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Holy crap I'm going to live forever....
+1
bluejays is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 05:56 PM   #5
Resolute 14
In the Sin Bin
 
Resolute 14's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Exp:
Default

Anybody else find the "Enlarge picture" link below that pic to be somewhat ironic?
Resolute 14 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 05:57 PM   #6
Dion
Not a casual user
 
Dion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke View Post
Holy crap I'm going to live forever....
Wait your turn!

I saw her first
__________________
Dion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 06:39 PM   #7
SteveToms
Lifetime Suspension
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Yes! Goes off to look at more porn!
SteveToms is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 06:56 PM   #8
Kipper is King
Pants Tent
 
Kipper is King's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Exp:
Default

Melons: A healthy part of everyday!
__________________
KIPPER IS KING
Kipper is King is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:00 PM   #9
Drunk Skunk
Obscure Jersey Wiz
 
Drunk Skunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
Exp:
Default

If drinking various kinds of beer was announced as increasing the lifespan even more, my entire existence would be justified.
__________________
The Pictures The fight videos! and The Twitter

Minor league attitude, major league pain
Drunk Skunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:01 PM   #10
FireFly
Franchise Player
 
FireFly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

I think it probably depends on the boobs though. Those ones were ugly.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grimbl420 View Post
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23 View Post
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
FireFly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:02 PM   #11
Kipper is King
Pants Tent
 
Kipper is King's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk View Post
If drinking various kinds of beer was announced as increasing the lifespan even more, my entire existence would be justified.
Drinking a case of beer a day ensures you won't die of cancer, stroke, heart disease or get Alzheimer's!*




*May cause mild side effects such as liver and kidney failure followed by death.
__________________
KIPPER IS KING
Kipper is King is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:02 PM   #12
Locke
Franchise Player
 
Locke's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Exp:
Default

If women stare at their own boobs does it increase their lifespan?

That is a totally untouched field of medicine.

Women living longer is the last thing we need....
__________________
The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!

This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.

The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans

If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Locke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:12 PM   #13
4X4
One of the Nine
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Exp:
Default

I wonder what kind of extension one could expect from staring a little south of the boobs?
4X4 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 07:12 PM   #14
Bobblehead
Franchise Player
 
Bobblehead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
Exp:
Default

The study was published in, "New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News".

Weekly World News?

And I would like to be included if they decide to do a follow up study about touch.
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Bobblehead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 09:32 PM   #15
The Fonz
Our Jessica Fletcher
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Exp:
Default

Well now that we know this it should be the law that every work place has cute girls jumping on trampolines, wearing bikini's. Men spend the majority of their day at work, we'd live 10 years longer!
The Fonz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 09:46 PM   #16
NuclearFart
First Line Centre
 
NuclearFart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Sorry guys, this has got to be false. A quick literature search reveals that no author named "Weatherby" has ever been published in the New England Journal of Medicine...Too bad really, as that would be a fun prescription to write
________
Roll blunts

Last edited by NuclearFart; 04-16-2011 at 09:49 PM.
NuclearFart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 10:01 PM   #17
NSFL
Random Title Change!
 
NSFL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke View Post
If women stare at their own boobs does it increase their lifespan?

That is a totally untouched field of medicine.

Women living longer is the last thing we need....
Probably why women live longer than men on average.
__________________
Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!

NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.

You know you wanna read about nail polish:

http://polish-holic.blogspot.com/
NSFL is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 10:18 PM   #18
Bobblehead
Franchise Player
 
Bobblehead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFart View Post
Sorry guys, this has got to be false. A quick literature search reveals that no author named "Weatherby" has ever been published in the New England Journal of Medicine...Too bad really, as that would be a fun prescription to write
WHAT!!!

Are you questioning the veracity of the Weekly World News?

Next you'll be telling me that the resort in Rwanda that was built on an ancient elephant burial ground isn't real! (link). That is just crazy talk.
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Bobblehead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 10:49 PM   #19
NuclearFart
First Line Centre
 
NuclearFart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead View Post
WHAT!!!

Are you questioning the veracity of the Weekly World News?

Next you'll be telling me that the resort in Rwanda that was built on an ancient elephant burial ground isn't real! (link). That is just crazy talk.
I wouldnt dare question the fine journalists of Bat Boy fame! I've just never seen the New England Journal of Medicine quoted alongside the Weekly World News before
________
Vapourizer

Last edited by NuclearFart; 04-16-2011 at 09:49 PM.
NuclearFart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-02-2007, 11:00 PM   #20
Bobblehead
Franchise Player
 
Bobblehead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFart View Post
I wouldnt dare question the fine journalists of Bat Boy fame! I've just never seen the New England Journal of Medicine quoted alongside the Weekly World News before
WWN is the only checkout line "newspaper" I have ever purchased. I figure there is no way anyone could ever believe it is legit.
__________________
"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
Bobblehead is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:25 AM.

Calgary Flames
2024-25




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy