12-02-2007, 05:34 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
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10 minute sof staring at boobs daily = 5 years longer lifespan for men
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"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
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http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Mi...rs-72490.shtml
Lol... Now I guess the question is can I charge the Playboy channel to my insurance?
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12-02-2007, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Holy crap I'm going to live forever....
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12-02-2007, 05:42 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Honestly honey, it's therapeutic.
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12-02-2007, 05:53 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Locke
Holy crap I'm going to live forever.... 
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+1
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12-02-2007, 05:56 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Anybody else find the "Enlarge picture" link below that pic to be somewhat ironic?
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12-02-2007, 05:57 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Holy crap I'm going to live forever.... 
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Wait your turn!
I saw her first
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12-02-2007, 06:39 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Yes! Goes off to look at more porn!
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12-02-2007, 06:56 PM
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Pants Tent
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Melons: A healthy part of everyday!
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12-02-2007, 07:00 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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If drinking various kinds of beer was announced as increasing the lifespan even more, my entire existence would be justified.
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12-02-2007, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I think it probably depends on the boobs though. Those ones were ugly.
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12-02-2007, 07:02 PM
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Pants Tent
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Originally Posted by Drunk Skunk
If drinking various kinds of beer was announced as increasing the lifespan even more, my entire existence would be justified.
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Drinking a case of beer a day ensures you won't die of cancer, stroke, heart disease or get Alzheimer's!*
*May cause mild side effects such as liver and kidney failure followed by death.
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12-02-2007, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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If women stare at their own boobs does it increase their lifespan?
That is a totally untouched field of medicine.
Women living longer is the last thing we need....
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12-02-2007, 07:12 PM
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One of the Nine
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I wonder what kind of extension one could expect from staring a little south of the boobs?
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12-02-2007, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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The study was published in, "New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News".
Weekly World News?
And I would like to be included if they decide to do a follow up study about touch.
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12-02-2007, 09:32 PM
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Well now that we know this it should be the law that every work place has cute girls jumping on trampolines, wearing bikini's. Men spend the majority of their day at work, we'd live 10 years longer!
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12-02-2007, 09:46 PM
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First Line Centre
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Sorry guys, this has got to be false. A quick literature search reveals that no author named "Weatherby" has ever been published in the New England Journal of Medicine...Too bad really, as that would be a fun prescription to write
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12-02-2007, 10:01 PM
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Random Title Change!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
If women stare at their own boobs does it increase their lifespan?
That is a totally untouched field of medicine.
Women living longer is the last thing we need....
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Probably why women live longer than men on average.
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12-02-2007, 10:18 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NuclearFart
Sorry guys, this has got to be false. A quick literature search reveals that no author named "Weatherby" has ever been published in the New England Journal of Medicine...Too bad really, as that would be a fun prescription to write
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WHAT!!!
Are you questioning the veracity of the Weekly World News?
Next you'll be telling me that the resort in Rwanda that was built on an ancient elephant burial ground isn't real! ( link). That is just crazy talk.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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12-02-2007, 10:49 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
WHAT!!!
Are you questioning the veracity of the Weekly World News?
Next you'll be telling me that the resort in Rwanda that was built on an ancient elephant burial ground isn't real! ( link). That is just crazy talk.
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I wouldnt dare question the fine journalists of Bat Boy fame! I've just never seen the New England Journal of Medicine quoted alongside the Weekly World News before 
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12-02-2007, 11:00 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by NuclearFart
I wouldnt dare question the fine journalists of Bat Boy fame! I've just never seen the New England Journal of Medicine quoted alongside the Weekly World News before 
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WWN is the only checkout line "newspaper" I have ever purchased. I figure there is no way anyone could ever believe it is legit.
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—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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