Looooob – Your Friendly Neighborhood Pommel Horse
Athlete, Born Michael Michael Motercycle Innes on Aug 23rd 1976 in Big Trout Lake, Ontario. His parents Herman and Pippy Innes have 4 other sons, Stephen, William, Daniel and Alec. Actor Jonathan Winters is his godfather.
Looooob started gymnastics at the age of ten, after a school Physical Education teacher noticed his flexability as he was biting his toenails. In 1995, he won the parallel bars event at the World Championships with an original move he called the "Looooob licker". The judges were offended and intreagued at the same time.
Looooob was chosen by Teen People" Magazine's "21 Hottest Stars Under 21 1996. However, while out drinking with some buddies in 1998 Looooob decided it would be funny to attempt a “Blue Angel”. He was successful and a large fireball exploded from his bowels, unfortunately and he also badly burned his face. Looooob now wears a Phantom of the Opera like mask everywhere he goes.
Looooob has a tattoo of Thumper from the movie Bambi on the back of his spine
Looooob was involved in a famous bar fight with comedian Carrot Top in 2003, he lost his left front tooth in the incident.
After leaving Gymnastics Looooob was hired as the General Manager of the
CPHL Buffalo Sabres. This has been a perfect fit; the Sabres are a bunch of figure skaters and who better to work with them than a male gymnast?
Stay tuned for the next Biography: Mango - I'm sweeter than the fruit!
CPHL Biography # 15 - Looooob
