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Old 06-06-2024, 09:24 AM   #3841
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He’s insinuating Sliver is a little loose.
I’ve never tried a bidet, it doesn’t shoot up and into?

And ya, big tall bald guy who drives a rascal, owns hostage cats and hates bears and dogs and……. has the cleanest taint in the land. Ya, gonna guess his farts don’t make a sound.
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Old 06-06-2024, 09:31 AM   #3842
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Ya, gonna guess his farts don’t make a sound.
Pfff, of course they do. Where do you think the idiom "clean as a whistle" came from?
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Old 06-06-2024, 09:39 AM   #3843
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Pfff, of course they do. Where do you think the idiom "clean as a whistle" came from?
If it's not glistening, it ain't whistling!
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If it's not glistening, it ain't whistling!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Old 06-06-2024, 10:26 AM   #3846
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Old 06-06-2024, 11:11 AM   #3848
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Today I learnt there is a cocktail called the Muddy Whistle

https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/3549/muddy-whistle

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Vodka 30ml

Orange juice 60ml

Lemonade Top up

Sugar Pinch

Jagermeister 30ml
I suspect it is the drink of choice at Sliver's garage parties.
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Do I finally have a practical use for this bottle of Jagger? Intriguing.
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Old 06-06-2024, 12:31 PM   #3850
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Going to Dawson City in a couple of weeks and intending to have a Sour Toe Cocktail. /humble brag or admission of stupidity
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Today I learnt there is a cocktail called the Muddy Whistle

https://makemeacocktail.com/cocktail/3549/muddy-whistle



I suspect it is the drink of choice at Sliver's garage parties.
Is there a better present that silver coming come and knowing we’ve been talking about his bumhole all day. He owes us for this honor.
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####ing Gondek won't even let us shower now?? Vote this ####er out. This is ####ing ridiculous, WOKE LEFT has gone too far.
Granola munching hippies that don't shower or shave amirite??
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