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Old 02-09-2016, 11:24 PM   #464
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Originally Posted by Bill Bumface View Post
I'm at a complete loss as to how clandestine hand jobs from one's mother fit into all of this
K, I'm tired and I totally miswrote that.

Remember when you were a teen, and you went out partying and came home late and got the lecture from your parents. And you're dad is telling you how disappointed he is in you, and how you betrayed their trust and grounded you, and as soon as mom left the room, he gave you the high five while staring at the door making sure she didn't see it?

That's what I meant.

I mean I got so many of those secret high fives from the old man when I screwed up unless it was a major screw up.

Mom's don't do that, they're sincere in being pissed off, Dad's have a double standard when it comes to their sons.
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