11-29-2013, 03:39 PM
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Franchise Player
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The Onion does it so much better.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/why...dead-or,34699/
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But the thing is, it’s not just me. You’d be amazed by how many times my friends and I have sat down and shared stories about falling for a sweet, interesting guy who seemed like real marriage material, only to find out later that he’s already in a serious relationship; or that he’s President James Monroe, who passed away in 1831; or that he’s available, handsome, and interested in us; or that he’s actually just a coat hanging from a door and only looked like a man from far away.
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