[Baron von Kriterium]

I will never, ever, ever vote Liberal or NDP. Sadly, Harper's Conservatives aren't any better.

I live in the Nose Hill riding and Rempel is the MP. Let's be honest, she isn't hard on the eyes. I can be shallow and, yes, I may vote for her just based on that.

Otherwise, the Conservatives have lost me with their child tax credits (why not just lower taxes?), sale of military equipment to those inbred goat herders in Saudi Arabia, Bill C-51, their stance on marijuana, and the TPP.

Choosing between CPC, Liberals and NDP is like having to choose between syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia.You don't win know matter what you choose.

I have no idea who Edward Gao is, but I'll vote for him.