Just yell out loudly that you're Canadian and they should be kissin your a$$ for bailin em out in WW2.
Then order the biggest cheese burger you can find and a diet coke (They love that)
Go to a bar and order a beer, then take a sip and declare it luke warn cow p$ss.
When you're in a hotel and you see a neatly stacked pile of magazines on the table, mess it up, even the German's know that they're completely lazy and could afford to lose a few pounds by working harder.
Go to a hot girl and tell her that you need to know where Club Vandersexe is, then ask her if she'd like to join you
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