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Old 02-02-2024, 04:08 PM   #24
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Originally Posted by btimbit View Post
No joke, one of my favourite memories of High School was having to get creative to skip mass, and other assemblies.

They started posting teachers at every exit before that period, so you either had to get a head start, or sneak around and find one random unguarded exit. Then they started posting a teacher at the exit of the parking lot, until my friend Chris ran over the vice principal's foot in his trans am, then they put the school cop there instead. No matter, we just started parking across the street in the C-Train lot.

Was like our own stupid mission impossible
I cant even tell you how many High School Masses I spent getting a buzz on at the Hop-in-Brew.

I remember being an idiot and getting caught trying to ditch mass and one of the teachers at the door just making eye-contact with me and then start whistling and staring at the ceiling.

Buh-bye!
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