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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'm a fricken god when it comes to pealing the foil off of the dessert on a Swanson's TV dinner and cooking the dinner perfectly in the microwave.
I'm also considered to be the great next culinary god because I can make opening a box of wine look classy baby.
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I bought a box of wine yesterday. The clerk told me “ when the box is empty and you feel sleepy, you can take out the inner bag and blow it up for a pillow.”
Same anecdotes must be shared whether they are relevant or not.
My campfire steaks never go uneaten.