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Old 04-01-2024, 01:54 PM   #29
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Originally Posted by Titan2 View Post
Says the guy with an "intern" gimped up in the basement?
First of all....its important to note that my Intern left me. I helped him get a job at Deloitte *spits on floor*

And secondly...my office doesnt have a basement.

We Accountants largely dont hold people against their will. Theres experienced Professionals that you can pay to do that. They have Wells and all of the other assorted equipment, its just their core specialty. You have to leave people to do what they do best.

And then when they're attempting to write off copious amounts of rope, duct tape and tarps its just best not to ask too many questions. Lest you be on the other side of said rope and duct tape and firmly ensconced in said tarps.

Look its a whole thing.
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