[CaptainCrunch]

What I would want to see because it makes sense

Spoiler!

Admiral Softserve - "Congratulations on your promotion to Captain"
Burnham - "Thanks Admiral, I won't let you down [waxes poetically about nothing]"
AS - "Yeah yeah, Admirals Privlidge lets me shut you up before you go to long and I'm busy, there's the question of naming a First Officer"
MB - "Yes sir,I've appointed Ensign Tilly"
AS - "The Ensign Tilly who was the first officer named by Saru? The First Officer who was the Captain during this crisis and lost the ship? The first Officer who immediately gave up to Command to a person that had multiple black marks on her record, had recently been demoted for her at least third time for insubordination? The Ensign Tilly that lost control of the situation, blathering on and had a crewmate nearly die from a lack of Oxygen? That Ensign Tilly?"
MB - "Yes sir, she's . . . . "
AS - "The same Ensign Tilly that couldn't complete Command Course, Hasn't gone to X school, The Same Ensign Tilly that's a fracking Esign?"
MB - "Yes sir, the crew loves her and I love her and . . . ."
AS - "Request denied, I'm probably going to bring her up on charges of gross incompetence and dereliction of duty. And oh, personal on one of the most strategically important ships is my area. thank you the hell very much. I'm appointing an experienced XO from another ship. XO's shouldn't be your friends, or buddies with the Crew, or stupid thanks"
MB - "Sir I must disagree"
AS - "This is a bad idea, you're probably going to lead an insurrection against me too. Call the Master at Arms to my office and tell him to bring his side arm"
MB - "Sir I. . . "
AS - "Michael Burnham, I'm placing you under arrest, pending an investigation and Court-martial, the charges are gross insubordination, misuse of Federation Property, Incompetance when you had a 5 minute camp fire Kumbya session while under fire. I'll take back your Captains rank and give you this Ensigns Rank. Oh and when you're found guilty the Penalty is Death. I'm also appointing Captain A$$Kicker Von Johnson to Command the Discovery and whip its crew into a less incompetent state."


Then the next scene we hear the voice of Captain Kirk with the whole "Space the final frontier", and we see Michael's frozen body slowly spinning in space with a look of horror on her face, as we see the Admiral watching it through a window while smoking a cigar.