First you convince them that working 40 hours a week for someone else is a life worth living. Next introduce an extensively redundant amount of options for multimedia consumption, over time leading them to an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. Make unhealthy food not only plentifully and cheap but make healthy food cost prohibitive, driving them down the path to obesity and disease. Then you sit back, kick up your feet, and let the inevitable march of time handle the rest. Voila, no more ants.
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