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Originally Posted by djsFlames
Hubby is a terrible moniker for husband. I just picture an uptight, book reading, starbucks sipping 30 something who has her man completely whipped using that one.
"Hashtag ____"
"It was Literally.."
"Eh bud"
"Nice whip"
"Toosh" and "Kush" (when used by teenagers)
"Sick bro"
"Bae"
"How goes her?"
"Insta me" or "Snapchat me"
Closing e-mails with "Sincerely," or even "Regards," when someone is sending a passive aggressive message to me. Might as well just end it with "#### you" or "smell you later". I dislike that that's the standard closer for letters and messages. Going to branch out and be more creative. "This is the twenty first century" after all. 
Just excessive swearing in general when someone is in public. I swear a lot myself and recognize it is a good outlet for daily stresses but I do 90% of it in private or with a close friend when the filter can come off. So many ####ing unbehaved little twerps (many, grown men) that run their mouths when you're walking around downtown. Deserve a swift kick to their little boy jewels. |
I'm now seriously considering signing all emails with 'Smell you later'...