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Old 07-07-2017, 08:52 AM   #771
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Remember in his rookie year when he came back from injury, the hype. CBC's Hockey Night in Canada will cover Connor McDavid's return. For weeks leading up to the game, commercials for the return of Connor McDavid. They had slow sensual spots of Connor arriving at the arena, and then the walk to the dressing room. Then slow motion shots to that song from ghost while Connor in a skin tight T-Shirt leaned over to tie his skates. While the CBC commentators team breathlessly commented that Yes indeed the savior of all things good had risen and was going to save us all.



CBC Newsnet broke off their reporting of the cure for cancer to breathlessly cover Connors walk to the ice for the pregame skate.

Kelly Hrudey's head exploded, while Kypreos slowly slid his hand under the desk and Don Cherry licked McLeans neck.

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