01-04-2017, 10:54 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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We’re in this together
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Drinking for celebration is much more satisfying than drinking in sorrow! When do you think Iggy will be traded??
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Our team sucks. At this point what are we going to do? I say just try and enjoy wats left of the season and hope we get a pile of picks the next few drafts. I personally only watch now to see Z, Rantanen and Mackinnon. I also watch because any day now Matt or Gabriel could be traded so I wanna enjoy their final games in an Avs jersey.
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Chinese avs fan: 10:35 am here:
Mark papers, hook up headphones into work computer, listen to choppy ass nhl feed on terrible computer through office internet. Most games I just miss but it's exams right now so I actually get to watch/listen while I mark essays.
Game ends: feel sad for rest of day
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european schedule for an avs fan:
3am waking up
4am game starting, yay go avs!
5am entering a mild depression
6am either fall asleep, get drunk or ready for work. #### u avs
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We should start making AHL gamethreads instead. I care more about the Rampage @ Barracudas tonight.
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Game starts right when I get off school.
I have to wake up at 8 (PST) tomorrow..
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Except for these fellas
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I am catching up on my sleep tonight. Sorry avs!
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I'd watch this but I'm supposed to clip my toenails later
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No shots through the first 10
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New strategy- sucker the goalie into complacency.
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We tried yelling PASS! during 5 on 4 skating chances…..they still didn’t shoot
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Beef jumps in the play then plays hot potato.
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SOG Avs? AVS!
EDIT: 10:00 minutes into the game and we have zero SOG. W.T.H.
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Hrudey on the Warpath
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LOL....Grigs....come on man !
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haha sportsnet ripping Grigs non chance
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"How in the world do you shoot that puck 7 feet wide?"
Avs are a special bunch, Hrudey. Don't question it, just sit back and enjoy.
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I found Hrudey ripping into Grigs way too funny. This team has ruined me.
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I mean he just whiffed hard on it. he could have backhanded it and gotten off a better shot.
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Before the beer foam even settles…
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Well at least we don’t have the agony of anticipating that for 2 minutes.
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8 seconds…. its that a season record for a pp against us?
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Well ####, that was quick.
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And another ####ing own goal.
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another deflection on one of our players ... déja vu
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No puck luck. Pinball in front of Tank, but the puck does not bounce our way.
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How many goals will it take for our dmen to learn they aren't goalies?
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Monahan has more points than Mack? That’s just disgusting.
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I see Patrick Roy is deep in his basement poking his Howler voodoo doll again….
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Special Forces
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I'm actually in stitches right now laughing so hard.
We are a literal circus. A team of clowns.
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Can we decline the penalty?
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Avs have the man advantage but are still second to almost every loose puck out there. It's so pathetic.
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Johnny the Trickster
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ha. haha. hahaha. AHAHA. AHAHAHAAHA. AHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHALDFHASJHDALJDHALSkd
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Wow, that was ####ing awesome. Sucks it was against us, but Johnny Hockey is good.
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The Flames Boneyard
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That whole sequence leading up to the Flames goal was bad decisions by Bourque. He took a low percentage shot that missed when he could have easily passed to an open person. The puck came back to our zone where it was stretch passed back to him and he missed it causing an icing. Then he took a penalty in our zone allowing them to go on the powerplay where they scored in 8 seconds.
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Blake Comeau is the king of the minor penalty
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Whoever decided to target Colbourne needs to be fired. Like tomorrow.
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how do you not let iginla fight in Calgary?
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LET IGGY FIGHT we need something interesting in this game
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I don't get the grandpa protection. If the guy clearly wants to go, let him go.
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Refs like "Nope, absolutely nothing exciting allowed here tonight."
edit: oh and automatic avs penalty.
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Harsh..
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I should have went to the game tonight just to throw an avs jersey on the ice.
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Vegas is going to look at the Avs unprotected list and ask the league if they can just pass and not take anyone.
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