Ken Kratz, the creepy sexting DA who's now a defense attorney in Wisconsin (incredible he wasn't disbarred for sexually harassing victims he was helping). Google and yelp reviews are hilarious as anticipated. My favourite:
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Are you a victim of a sex crime in need of some self-esteem-enhancing sexts from an older affluent (by Wisconsin standards) mustachio-ed lothario?
Are you a vindictive dirty cop who needs a charismatic prosecutor to help you put an innocent man in jail?
Are you a developmentally disabled teen who needs some help fabricating a confession inflammatory enough to get you life in prison?
Do you feel like the criminal justice system needs more perversion? Or even just more perverts?
If you answered "YES" to any one of these questions, then Ken Kratz is your man! With a proven and documented record of obsession with his own penis and vindication of corruption, Ken Kratz can help you perpetrate your evil deeds - he might even join in the fun, because if he's anything, he's a people person.
Ken Kratz - because he's never met a work of fiction he thought was too sweaty to repeat. Or embellish.
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