Locke ... i have used my network of connections and strings to solicit an affirmative response from ResAlien regarding your need for someone to fulfill the role of Minister of n00b control. He (I assume he's a he) is unable to respond personally at the moment, but he has relayed his official response by proxy:
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ResAlien: "While I cannot in good faith support any type of government, I am willing to accept this position as an independent contractor, much like Blackwater. I expect to be fully autonomous, with no accountability to anyone. As a tyrranical police force I will be morally bankrupt, ethically questionable and wholly corrupt in every sense of the word. No quarter shall be given to those who are reported to me by a far reaching and shadowy network of equally corrupt agents."
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Clearly a person with impeccable qualifications and the right attitude for the job.
You know Locke, it seems to me I'm doing more work on this than you are. First I got the ball rolling by being your first official supporter and being the first to plug your campaign in my signature. That's no small sacrifice you know ... I could be running SA quotes by Douglas Adams or Steven Wright instead you know.
Then I find a mechanism to validate your presidency (google search).
And know I've used my influence to fill your Minister of n00bs vacancy.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for more graft if I'm going to continue to support your glorious and righteous (pending your response) campaign. So, in addition to being Minister if Jugs, I also want the Minister of Towels portfolio. Surely that is but a small price to pay for such a hardworking, diligent and tentatively loyal supporter.