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Lucky boy
04-19-2008, 05:05 PM
http://downloads.penguins.nhl.com/wallpapers/team/800_teamphotoice.jpg

I bet we can get some good ones
Flamesguy_SJ
04-19-2008, 07:27 PM
"nice circle-jerk, ya ****!"
Kidder
04-19-2008, 07:30 PM
As the dust clears it soon becomes obvious... A Dion Phaneuf has been through these parts.
Got Miikka?
04-20-2008, 10:37 AM
The Pittsburgh Penguins are all really good friends - not that there's anything wrong with that.
Crispy's Critter
04-20-2008, 02:46 PM
Crosby:"hey, doesn't that cloud look like the Stanley Cup?

Roberts"Yea, it does. Enjoy it, it's the closest you're gonna get to it for a while"
Locke
04-20-2008, 02:57 PM
We've got the Black Guy surrounded!!
Superflyer
04-20-2008, 03:38 PM
Are you sure sure we are supposed to have cuddle time after every elimination?
IgnitedSoul
04-20-2008, 03:53 PM
They were TOLD it would be a team picture... meanwhile, the Sens fans worked to cut the cords suspending their Jumbotron...
trew
04-20-2008, 03:54 PM
Due to limitations in storage space at Mellon Arena, the hockey players are kept at center ice between games.
Guest1
04-20-2008, 03:57 PM
To make intermissions entertaining and educational: The Penguins do a re-enactment of "The Jonestown Massacre"
Daradon
04-20-2008, 04:02 PM
(Not a caption, but I love how the goaltenders are kinda lifting a leg to make them look more casual, but with all the gear on it just makes them look more uncomfortable and awkward)

How bout this...

Much like their cousins at the south pole, the Pittsburg penguins also huddle together for protection and warmth. This group has learned of an upcoming Hale Storm.
flamesgirl18
04-20-2008, 04:05 PM
Much like their cousins at the south pole, the Pittsburg penguins also huddle together for protection and warmth. This group has learned of an upcoming Hale Storm.
:#1:
JerzeeGirl
04-20-2008, 11:44 PM
"I don't care how padded it is, Peter, laying your head between Talbot's legs is just a little too much togetherness.....even for a team photo!"

And meanwhile, doesn't it look like Gonchar's trying to decide what shapes he can see in the clouds....
Nufy
04-21-2008, 09:00 AM
Ashes to ashes,,we all fall down
CaptainCrunch
04-21-2008, 09:35 AM
Sadly the new Zamboni wasn't very good at picking fan thrown debris off of the ice.
Rhettzky
04-21-2008, 01:07 PM
Ha, better yet... caption what #17 Petr Sykora is thinking.
Nufy
04-21-2008, 02:09 PM
Ha, better yet... caption what #17 Petr Sykora is thinking.
We did this after every practice in Edmonton......
Crispy's Critter
04-21-2008, 03:31 PM
Ha, better yet... caption what #17 Petr Sykora is thinking.

dude, you really should wear a cup, you're poking me in the head!
JBR
04-21-2008, 04:28 PM
Your gun is digging into my leg!!
Rhettzky
04-22-2008, 07:08 AM
"Maxime Talbot scrubbed for what seemed like an eternity sometimes even using crude devices such as steel wool, sandpaper and even a heavy duty floor burnisher he rented from a local home depot. However, he could not seem to remove the insidious growth from the underside of his testicles."
Kipper is King
04-22-2008, 10:59 AM
And you thought Philadelphia was the city of brotherly love?
Daradon
04-22-2008, 12:41 PM
^^^ Nice!
Iggy's Forehead
04-24-2008, 12:21 AM
Gonchar: Who licked me?
Crosby: ummm..
STeeLy
04-26-2008, 08:42 PM
Gonchar: Who licked me?
Crosby: yuuuuummm..

Fixed!