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HelloHockeyFans
12-05-2007, 09:41 PM
Caption Time!

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o163/nyislanderscphl/94b9611ff744ce29a6b37352427c1891-ge.jpg
Caged Great
12-05-2007, 10:05 PM
If she didn't have a camera I'd be aiming lower....
ricoFlame
12-05-2007, 10:14 PM
i use a perscription shampoo that will get rid of these in a few short weeks.
Kidder
12-05-2007, 10:16 PM
And as he caught sight of her earring, Turco reached forward, knowing he would never be closer to something big, silver and shiny.
Drunk Skunk
12-05-2007, 10:53 PM
Hey, what kind of camera is th...OOOooooooooh shiny!!
return to the red
12-06-2007, 10:24 AM
you've gotta little bit of white stuff on ya
Sample00
12-06-2007, 10:26 AM
go down on 157th Street, turn left at 98th Avenue, I'm the third house on the left.
PsYcNeT
12-06-2007, 10:32 AM
Gee, girls typically take their shirts off to have me sign them, but, okay!
foofighter15
12-06-2007, 10:35 AM
Turco in the middle of filming a Puck Bunnies version of a MY NHL commercial
Sample00
12-06-2007, 03:44 PM
sorry for the rubber glove, marty, but one can never be too careful around hockey players
FlamesKickAss
12-06-2007, 04:14 PM
guy in the background: "that guy makes himself bald and gets to talk to chicks like that, life sucks"

or

turco to the girl: "you know I am getting really good at opening doors for girls, its my job now that they realized I can't play goal, I am turning into a real gentleman"

girl: "yeaaah okay I only date starters, but i guess you can sign my shirt"
McG
12-11-2007, 10:10 PM
girl: thank you tony romo!
FlamesKickAss
12-12-2007, 09:24 AM
girl: thank you tony romo!
:#1:
VANFLAMESFAN
12-12-2007, 10:18 AM
good god, she is smoking
Deelow
12-12-2007, 10:19 AM
Girl: "All you can offer me is earrings? I can think of a billion reasons why I prefered Belfour in Dallas"
CaptainCrunch
12-12-2007, 11:53 AM
Just like everything else, you could slip between my legs

Sorry
REDVAN
12-15-2007, 12:17 AM
(That girl isn't that good looking)
Locke
12-19-2007, 05:33 PM
Boobies!!!
OILFAN #81
12-19-2007, 11:26 PM
Girl: Hi Marty, you're such a good shootout goalie, but what's your weak spot?

Turco: Right here, over the shoulder glove side. Let me show you......
Hey speakin of which what's yours?

Girl: Well here, here's my camera, can I show you?
4X4
12-21-2007, 12:32 AM
(That girl isn't that good looking)

Agreed. Could just be the angle, but she looks like a man.
McG
12-23-2007, 02:58 PM
marty turco: damn. these black sharpies don't show up very well on the home jerseys.
Prototype
12-24-2007, 02:18 PM
...And Luongo has bigger padding here too.