Craig MacTavish Caption contest

[Reggie Dunlop]

http://members.shaw.ca/reggiedunlop/3coachcornered.jpg

[Flame On]

Yes, you would be playing and living in Edmonton, but you'd get all the pop and chips you wanted! What'dya say!

[Calgary Flames]

Remember kids, don't drink and drive

[HelloHockeyFans]

Look I'll be honest... whoever impresses me the most today gets to play in our Top 4 this season.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Remember kids, don't drink and drive

Damn, you beat me to it.

Absolute Gold!

[Stranger]

...And then you block off the Neutral zone, making it harder for the other team to score. In Edmonton we call it "The Passive Trap".

[Frank the Tank]

This is the route we had planned out around the ice after we won the cup...

[JBR]

This thing can smuggle 4 bottles of Scotch in your car

[browna]

Run this drill as I say kids..the sooner you implement this left wing lock, the sooner I'll let you home to open your Christmas gifts.

[Regulator75]

Yes kids, I did steal Mr. Kotter's hair from 1977...

[transplant99]

"And this is the door to get out of here"

[RedMan12]

Utilizing the trap Mac T can even teach Pee Wee hockey players to excel at the NHL level.

[Calgaryborn]

OK kids this is my toy. I don't care who your dads are; if you touch my toy I'll ruin your careers. Don't think I can't! My toy! Mine!!

[J pold]

“why do you close your eyes when we make love!!!”

[OILFAN #81]

Troock, you have the inside edge to replace Pronger.

[Fuzzy McGillicuddy]

Fuzzy McGillicuddy Jr. (far right) thinks, "What an a**hole".

[Iowa_Flames_Fan]

All right. Which one of you little midgets took my glasses. Seriously, guys, that's not funny. Those things were like $500!

[RedMan12]

All right. Which one of you little midgets took my glasses. Seriously, guys, that's not funny. Those things were like $500!

He must of been drunk and just forgot to put them on or left them somewhere.

[Flash Walken]

"Craig MacTavish gets an early start on bringing Edmonton's defense in on the new system."

[greerb]

Thinking
"Finally I get to coach a team that actually has a chance to win the Stanly Cup in 2007"

[icarus]

"Are you guys sure this play will work?"
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"They never told me the long-term contract was just for babysitting"
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"Troock, you're wearing the helmet of the best Oiler who ever there was--Mike Comrie"
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"This is how we hold our ghetto blasters in East Jasper, biatches!"
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Troock: "You're like my mommy after her box of wine"
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"I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane"

[calgaryrocks]

"so whadya guys think? am i good enough to coach you?"

[McG]

troock: coach mactavish. when i said i needed some help skating up ice i didn't mean that literally!

[Locke]

"Who can tell me what the hell this is that I'm holding? Anyone? No? Damn."

Locke.