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nickerjones
06-04-2009, 02:38 PM
Well I am still stuck at home after my appendectomy and i saw this on another forum... it gave me a laugh ...

http://current.com/items/90121568_gillette-shows-men-how-to-shave-their-nuts.htm


"when there is no underbrush the tree looks taller!! :D

Peanut
06-04-2009, 04:35 PM
LOL. This seems like a link best clicked on while not at work.

CrusaderPi
06-04-2009, 04:38 PM
I've never wanted to be a hypocrite, so this is good advice.

REDVAN
06-04-2009, 04:41 PM
If you need to view a video to explain things, I'd say you're not smart enough to shave downstairs.

Shaving isn't that complicated. Anywhere.

FireFly
06-04-2009, 04:47 PM
If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?

Bibtin Tex
06-04-2009, 04:47 PM
If you need to view a video to explain things, I'd say you're not smart enough to shave downstairs.

Shaving isn't that complicated. Anywhere.

what about the butt?

Crispy's Critter
06-04-2009, 04:47 PM
Plus there's Nair For Men, works awesome!









(so I've heard :bag:)

Crispy's Critter
06-04-2009, 04:48 PM
If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?

Makes the cave look deeper?

Gozer
06-04-2009, 04:49 PM
If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?

Clear the brush for unobstructed access to the....root system??

CrusaderPi
06-04-2009, 04:51 PM
Plus there's Nair For Men, works awesome!









(so I've heard :bag:)
Wait, what? Why am I only hearing about this now?

REDVAN
06-04-2009, 04:53 PM
what about the butt?

Yeah that is a little tricky. But still, the video won't save you from being a dumbass about it if you already are a dumbass in general.

Save Us Sutter
06-04-2009, 04:59 PM
If you put nair on your balls you deserve what's coming.

Crispy's Critter
06-04-2009, 05:20 PM
If you put nair on your balls you deserve what's coming.

just have to make sure you don't leave it on too long.










(so I've heard :bag:)

I_am_Beast
06-04-2009, 05:30 PM
just have to make sure you don't leave it on too long.










(so I've heard :bag:)

works freaking great, done in under 10 min never had a problem.... been doing it for years, I recommend doing the back yard too.....

word of advice try a test patch, pun intended!

Save Us Sutter
06-04-2009, 06:17 PM
You guys have way tougher scrotums than I.

ResAlien
06-04-2009, 06:26 PM
You guys have way tougher scrotums than I.

Quoted and kept to be used out of context at some point.

Also, I wish I could find the old Big Brother article about Dave Carnie trying Nair on his junk. Hilarity did not ensue for him. For others, yes.

MRCboicgy
06-04-2009, 08:29 PM
what about the butt?

Easiest while sitting on the can, provided you don't need a mirror:bag:

Shazam
06-04-2009, 08:47 PM
Pfft, I just get the ladies at the salon to wax it off.

black rubber disc bunny
06-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Also, I wish I could find the old Big Brother article about Dave Carnie trying Nair on his junk. Hilarity did not ensue for him. For others, yes.

Here you go! (http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/2009/04/07/big-brother-archive-health-and-beauty-body-hair-removal/)

Posted the link rather than the article (language).

I guess it was also Cliver and not Carnie that wrote.

Bibtin Tex
06-04-2009, 09:31 PM
what i don't recommend is doing this with scissors, i've tried, and it hurts... a lot

evilcougar
06-04-2009, 10:28 PM
Well I am still stuck at home after my appendectomy and i saw this on another forum... it gave me a laugh ...

http://current.com/items/90121568_gillette-shows-men-how-to-shave-their-nuts.htm


"when there is no underbrush the tree looks taller!! :D

LOL! Hilarious...
But this is also why some wise person invented waxing....it's a brilliant invention.

troutman
06-05-2009, 11:15 AM
works freaking great, done in under 10 min never had a problem.... been doing it for years, I recommend doing the back yard too.....

word of advice try a test patch, pun intended!

We need to have a talk.:blink:

VANFLAMESFAN
06-05-2009, 11:20 AM
If one trims the bush to make the tree look taller, what does it do for women?

makes you hotter.

NSFL
06-05-2009, 11:21 AM
LOL! Hilarious...
But this is also why some wise person invented waxing....it's a brilliant invention.

Do you really wax your junk? Like... doesn't that pull really hard at the skin? Now, I'm a girl, so I'm not 100% sure what it's like down there.

malcolmk14
06-05-2009, 11:24 AM
I tried waxing the junk one time, got a female friend to help me with it.

It wasn't necessarily pleasant, and I just think shaving is quicker and easier.

How much effort does it take really to bust out the razor for 2 minutes?

Can't imagine I'll wax the junk again.

GoinAllTheWay
06-05-2009, 12:03 PM
/\/\/\
NIiiiiiiiiiice idea! "Hey, I need to wax my junk, can you give me a HAND?" That's brilliant. Hope that lead somewhere for ya.

Shaving your junk is a great idea and the ladies love it.

The only down side I have found about doing it though is for the first few days after you do it, you wind up with a scared bat in your pants.

I'm sure some here will know what I'm getting at.

evilcougar
06-05-2009, 02:25 PM
Do you really wax your junk? Like... doesn't that pull really hard at the skin? Now, I'm a girl, so I'm not 100% sure what it's like down there.

Well, i'm also a girl, so, i wouldn't know what it would be like for men, i can only vouch for it being a girl.
I don't know that i would advise waxing balls, but, around the area would be fine, it's no different than getting a bikini wax.
Thats just my opinion...

HOOT
06-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Sweet now I won't have to ask for my mom's help.

stang
06-05-2009, 02:56 PM
Sweet now I won't have to ask for my mom's help.

Sweet now I wont have to ask for HOOTS mom to help either!!

Sainters7
06-05-2009, 03:10 PM
Wow I'm way too scared to get a razor anywhere near there, especially on the berries. Tried it once and cut myself. Not very bad, but seeing blood was enough to never do it again. Trimming's good enough for me.

I_am_Beast
06-05-2009, 03:17 PM
We need to have a talk.:blink:

need to know which cream do ya.....

troutman
06-05-2009, 03:27 PM
need to know which cream do ya.....

You're my metrosexual amigo.

I_am_Beast
06-05-2009, 03:33 PM
nothing wrong with some manscaping.....

troutman
06-05-2009, 03:34 PM
nothing wrong with some manscaping.....

. . . optical inch . . .

. . . I leave a touch of grey . . .

evilcougar
06-05-2009, 03:35 PM
nothing wrong with some manscaping.....

I'm gonna go ahead and say that manscaping is a must if you expect anything from any woman....just sayin....

HOOT
06-05-2009, 03:36 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and say that manscaping is a must if you expect anything from any woman....just sayin....

I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.

evilcougar
06-05-2009, 03:38 PM
I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.

LOL! I heard men think the same thing...

HOOT
06-05-2009, 03:39 PM
LOL! I heard men think the same thing...

I just threw up a lil' in my mouth!

Sainters7
06-05-2009, 03:42 PM
I heard women think it is hot when they have to pick pubes out of their mouth.

Haha because of hair on your balls? A little teabaggin action goin, well done my friend.

troutman
06-05-2009, 03:44 PM
The Manalogues:

http://www.shaveeverywhere.ca/

troutman
06-05-2009, 03:46 PM
I just threw up a lil' in my mouth!

because of the pubes?

FanIn80
06-05-2009, 04:31 PM
http://www.shaveeverywhere.ca/en_ca/bodygroom/

Hahaha...

"After using the Bodygroom, the world looks... different... and so does your schlong."

Flames_Gimp
06-05-2009, 05:28 PM
manscaping is important. is there seriously anyone here who doesn't trim the hedge??

Sainters7
06-05-2009, 05:54 PM
manscaping is important. is there seriously anyone here who doesn't trim the hedge??

One of my buddies thinks trimming is one of the gayest things you can do. He also hasn't been laid since 2001. Seriously.

Flames_Gimp
06-05-2009, 06:04 PM
if you are shaved, and cleaner more chance women will want to be down there more often

evilcougar
06-05-2009, 06:15 PM
One of my buddies thinks trimming is one of the gayest things you can do. He also hasn't been laid since 2001. Seriously.

eeeeexactly.....

if you are shaved, and cleaner more chance women will want to be down there more often

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly....and vice versa...just sayin...

mikey_the_redneck
06-05-2009, 08:20 PM
As a man I kind of like my chest hair. It's short and dark and lays against my body, its not all wirey.................but I have always manscaped it in the summer. It's probably trimmed 75% of the year.

Flames_Gimp
06-05-2009, 08:40 PM
im completely manscaped "down there"

The Yen Man
06-05-2009, 10:25 PM
Wow, I've never thought people actually had that much of a problem shaving down there. Isn't it just like shaving any other parts. Granted, you have to be careful not to cut yourself, but if you're doing it in one direction and not against the blade direction, it's pretty hard to actually cut yourself isn't it? At least I've never had any problems.

4X4
06-05-2009, 10:35 PM
Y'all are brave souls. Hair clippers FTW.

Flames_Gimp
06-05-2009, 10:51 PM
Y'all are brave souls. Hair clippers FTW.

i got cut from a hair clipper!! right on the sack

4X4
06-05-2009, 10:53 PM
i got cut from a hair clipper!! right on the sackHaha!
Try a beard trimmer.

Madman
06-05-2009, 10:54 PM
Wow, I've never thought people actually had that much of a problem shaving down there. Isn't it just like shaving any other parts. Granted, you have to be careful not to cut yourself, but if you're doing it in one direction and not against the blade direction, it's pretty hard to actually cut yourself isn't it? At least I've never had any problems.
:huh:

Face = smooth

Sack = not so much

CrusaderPi
06-05-2009, 11:06 PM
:huh:

Face = smooth

Sack = not so much
Didn't you watch the video? You have to pull the skin taunt.

mikey_the_redneck
06-06-2009, 12:23 AM
i got cut from a hair clipper!! right on the sack

Yeah me too man...........they bleed for an eternity! I once put a band-aid on a cut...........that didnt end well wither.

GoinAllTheWay
06-11-2009, 11:03 AM
Didn't you watch the video? You have to pull the skin taunt.

Taut. You don't want to taunt it while shaving, that could lead to BIG problems.