The ageless wonder that is Chris Chelios...

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"Dallas, what was on that pizza last night, I'm feeling so bloated"

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Hmm, I can't think of anything funny, so I'm just going to point out that Chris Chellios is REALLY OLD!

[Bobblehead]

This is how I carry my ego around.

[metal_geek]

"Hey Dallas.....Your wife walks around like this"

[RougeUnderoos]

This is how I carry my ego around.

Ha ha ha.

[Got Miikka?]

Chris Chelios: "Oh man... I don't feel good. I really should stop eating at my restaurant..."
Dallas Drake: "Dude - get off the ice if you're gonna soil your Reeboks!"
Chris Chelios: "Chill out, man, it might just be really bad gas."
Dallas Drake: "And you want to keep skating around until you find out?"
Chris Chelios: "Well, that all Depends™..."

[missdpuck]

:awww:

[Montana Moe]

Did you see the size of that anthem singer? She looked like Hanks mother!

[Caged Great]

Hey Dallas, you're looking a lot like the people of your state.

[troutman]

Get off my lawn you punks!

[foofighter15]

Chelios impersonating the Lady that has been singing for years.

[Traditional_Ale]

Chelios explains the intracacies of carrying Rita McNeil up the stairs after their date.

[missdpuck]

I love you this much..... http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_6_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZCxdm492YYUS)

[Save Us Sutter]

Chellios: "She was this big man, I swear"
Drake: "And she was singing eh...?"
Chellios: "Yeah, just standing there singing for me like I was the only guy on the street"
Drake: "Hmmmm... wonder what that means?"

[foofighter15]

Chellios: "She was this big man, I swear"
Drake: "And she was singing eh...?"
Chellios: "Yeah, just standing there singing for me like I was the only guy on the street"
Drake: "Hmmmm... wonder what that means?"
where'd you get that idea:blink::rolleyes:

[SebC]

"I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug."

[Locke]

The last crap I took? It had to be 200 Courics. I swear man, I felt this big carrying that turd around...I now know the pain of childbirth....

[JohnnyB]

Chris Chelios: "Oh man... I don't feel good. I really should stop eating at my restaurant..."
Dallas Drake: "Dude - get off the ice if you're gonna soil your Reeboks!"
Chris Chelios: "Chill out, man, it might just be really bad gas."
Dallas Drake: "And you want to keep skating around until you find out?"
Chris Chelios: "Well, that all Depends™..."

You're joke may only be a tad funny, but I do appreciate the delivery. ;)

[NSFL]

"Have you seen Kyle Wellwood?"

[IntenseFan]

Chelios: "The only way I'm retiring before you Drake is if I end up this wide during the off season."

[Save Us Sutter]

where'd you get that idea:blink::rolleyes:

TBQH, I meant to quote you... was expanding on it... not trying to steal your fat lady thunder.

[foofighter15]

TBQH, I meant to quote you... was expanding on it... not trying to steal your fat lady thunder.
That's what I hoped. But next time I demand a thank you in the credits.

[J pold]

"Dallas you're named after a Major City, you know how silly that is? Thisss silly"

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"Have you seen Kyle Wellwood?"

:#1::yay:

[NSFL]

:#1::yay:

*Tear* This is the first time I've ever gotten a reply like that. I will treasure this moment forevar.