Roloson Caption Contest!

[Reggie Dunlop]

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[Jiggy_12]

Jason Smith reminds roloson that Jeff Friesen scored a goal on him. Roloson reacts accordingly.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Upon being knighted by Jason Smith, the Hockey Gods endow the Magic Goalie stick upon Dwayne Roloson. Of course, having a great sense of humour, the hockey gods thougth it would be hilarious to let Roloson think that having a magic stick could actually make him a decent goalie.

[OILFAN #81]

Roloson and Smith prepare for a 1 on 1 rush by Calgary's Jamie Lundmark.

[fanforever1986]

A metaphor for the Oilers' Season; Everything is just out of reach.

[Gundo]

Like Rolosons night life, shafts just fly at him.....

[Frank the Tank]

"Hey Smitty! Look at this! I saw David Copperfeild do it last night!"

[return to the red]

awww hell, what's the difference with it anyhow?

[Pokerface]

Roloson: "WAAAAA a goal was let in, its not my fault its the defenceman's fault WAAAAA I'm supposed to be good now, I'll throw my stick to show its not my fault, thats what i do now WAAAAAA"

[HockeyPuck]

Holy crap! Look at Rick Nash fly....

[TheDragon]

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

/just watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[SpitFire40]

I can't stop the puck, but I CAN juggle! You see?

[J pold]

"This is like that one time I got a little crazy and lost a handle on a shaft...Craig couldn't sit down for a week"

[fotze]

Hey Jason, I'm a fataing ######bag and my wife is cheating on me because I have no chin, plus I have 3 double A batteries in me arse....oh ya my stick is up in the air.

[lifer]

Smith: "I bet that stick ends up behind you too..."

[Eddie Bronze]

Roloson: "**** I SUCK!"

[Buff]

Roloson was seen talking to his stick uttering the words "Obey gravity, its the law!"

[SargentD]

"Honoring the team's 2006 Stanley Cup run, the Edmonton Oilers have decided to raise Dwayne Roloson's stick to the rafters of the Rexall Place. Edmonton captain Jason Smith was the first teammate to congratulade Roloson on the event"

[Bobblehead]

Roloson: ...like this and then I flop around like I was shot; and if that STILL doesn't work I cry.

[Hemi-Cuda]

"Godamnit I just got scored on by Jeff Frie.....hey there's a naked woman on the other side of this stick"

[Alpha_Q]

Smith: "I bet that stick ends up behind you too..."


this one made me lol.

[disco_inferno]

Wahhhhhhhhhh!, Im A Big Baby, Wahhhhhhhhhhh!

[McG]

roloson: smithy, if you say yes, let's get married, i will be so excited that i'll throw my stick up in the air and let the other team score!

[Saddledome]

Oh no, it's raining goal sticks. No wonder this place is named after a pharmacy.

[foofighter15]

Yat dat da da da da dat dut duuuuuuuuuuh dut.