Phaneuf caption contest!

[Jiggy_12]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/jiggy12/72511166.jpg

[FlamesKickAss]

"feel my eyes pierce through you and enjoy your last few seconds on the planet earth!!! MuHAHAHA"

[Caged Great]

"One day I will bring my vengence down upon thee, and yee will bow down to the DION"

[Hemi-Cuda]

"Boo"

[icarus]

"Dion Phaneuf #3 of the Calgary Flames and Ryan Kesler #17 of the Vancouver Canucks exchange words on November 11, 2006 at General Motors Place in Vancouver, Canada. The Flames defeated the Canucks 3-2."

[West Karma]

"Those have to be th ugliest uniforms I have ever seen..."

[J pold]

"Yeah well, Chicks are for Fags"

[Jiggy_12]

"I can't believe the Canucks have to pay you 1.9 million"

[phaneuf_train]

"Ryan, no, thats enough! No Ryan! Get your glove off my shaft already!"

[Dion]

My dad can't beat the crap out of your dad.

[goaliegirl]

My stick is bigger than your stick

[kermitology]

Kesler: "Oh man.. You're THE Dion Phaneuf! Can I touch you?"

Phaneuf: "Do it and I'll eat your soul.."

[icarus]

Dion: "You look like Eric Bana. I guess that would make me Brad Pitt, as I am about to kick your ass"

[fotze]

Don't turn your head, she's looking, but check out that stupid looking blond in the crown with buck teeth.....oh ya and I'm great cause I'm Dion and all that jazz.

[Buff]

How do you say my name?

Dion!

[disco_inferno]

Kesler: (says nothing)
DION:"...Yeah, that's what I thought!"

[HelloHockeyFans]

Dion: "Grow a pair and look me in the face!"

[alltherage]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o128/379160/dion.jpg

"Mother#@$%er."

[burn_baby_burn]

"I'm the windshield......Your the Bug"

[fanforever1986]

Dion: *I think he just wet his pants*

Kessler: *I think I just ****ed my pants*

[Pokerface]

My "C" is better than your "C"!