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RougeUnderoos
09-16-2004, 07:54 PM
Following the time-honored tradition of "money in my hand is better than money in your hand", Jack Torrents International Representation renegotiated the contracts of 3 CPHL superstars today.

Mats Sundin, Sean Burke and Sami Kapanen have all taken pay cuts in the interest of securing longer term deals.

Terms of the deals will not be released, as per our clients wishes and because Jack can't really remember the details. It's been a real whirlwind of activity today. Although I do remember that Mats Sundin took a pretty brutal paycut and will now make 8.4million a season for the forseeable future. Sean Burke I think gets 5.5million for the same time period and Sami Kapanen is at 4.5 million I think for 3 years.

In other words, it kinda looks like Jack ain't much of an agent at all considering all these guys will make less money this year than they would have if someone else was their agent.

Jack says keep them offers coming. He's new at this though, eh, so go easy on the poor sucker. He is fairly unstable and could do something crazy like give away millions of dollars if it suits his fancy. He did it 3 times today, so...

Cheese
09-16-2004, 08:05 PM
:blink: ok who put the Tequila in Torrents drink? I need to get a bong to him soon... :wwf:

Mccree
09-16-2004, 08:08 PM
At the end of the day. ALL three players will make more over the lenght of the contract then they might be able to get once the new cap comes in. These are great moves on behalf your clients. Keep up the great work. I think we need a agent "award" I say the Don Meehan award because I cannot think of another agent's name

Mccree
09-16-2004, 08:08 PM
some reason my post was posted twice therefore I :boom: this post up.