Bettman Caption Contest

[Reggie Dunlop]

http://members.shaw.ca/reggiedunlop/calspo.jpg

[browna]

"Gary Bettman demonstrating the cat fight between Trevor Linden and Trent Klatt at the CBA Negotioniations, circa July 2005"

or

"I vant to suk your blood"

[calf]

...and then I put my hands up like this, and they felt like bags of sand...both of them

[Reggie Dunlop]

Itsy-Bitsy Salary Cap climb up the Water Spout
Down come the dollar and Washington Capitals out
Up come the Rangers and other teams in danger
Those Itsy-Bitsy Martinis Hotchkiss fed me mbmbmbmb....

[Cowperson]

"Look!! I'm a rat!!!"

Cowperson

[JBR]

...and then I put my hands up like this, and they felt like bags of sand...both of them

Dear Accounts Payable,

Please order me: 1 new keyboard!! :yay:

[La Flames Fan]

I'm sooooo high....

[Otto-matic]

http://www.trinityofiniquity.com/srs5/thecount.jpg

[Bobblehead]

"Hello Tokyo"