View Full Version : Crazy Caption Contest!
10-06-2005, 01:57 PM
10-06-2005, 02:00 PM
The NHLGA* believes comments about today's goalies being lazy and overprotected completely unfounded.
*NHL Goalies Association
"So it comes with a CD player and beverage Cooler right ??
I'll need delivery right around mid April of next year."
Here it is Marty! Titleist 2, under section 113. Play it where it lies, sieve boy
10-07-2005, 11:20 AM
After seeing this year's supporting cast, Marty Turco decides to begin training early for the 2006 NHL playoffs.
10-07-2005, 01:28 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Ace Ventura when Jim Carey is in the mental institute. I could see this being Turco in the future...an all decked out crazy who gets babysat and driven around on golf carts.
10-18-2005, 04:05 PM
if it was belfor id say " but we drive drunk all the time back home"
03-22-2006, 07:22 PM
Turco " Faster , Faster , FASTER! , it was a lot more fun when eddie used to drive :("
" OMG you idiot your drove off the red carpet now i feel less special"
03-23-2006, 02:54 AM
Turco: -sigh- wish I had my driving gloves on
Turco: I wish we didn't make the playoffs, that way I can ride these things outdoors everyday
Man! I gotta go pee!
03-23-2006, 11:07 AM
"Could somebody tell me what I'm doing here? I'm a golfer! No, wait now I start to remember... Ice hockey... It has something to do with ice...? I'm not sure if I like it. I may start feeling cold ..."
(Okey, me no think, me just write. I'm too tired)
03-23-2006, 12:04 PM
The Shriners have upgraded to more heavy-duty equipment.
03-23-2006, 12:13 PM
Turco to salesman: "It's just a little pre-playoff present for my buddy, Roloson."
How come I never get to drive?!?
07-10-2006, 06:26 PM
"Are we there yet?"
"Does anybody want to go faster?!"
Correct me if I'm wrong Marty, but if I kill all the golfers on the course.. they'll lock me up and throw away the key!
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