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05-10-2005, 06:04 PM
This is Randy McRandom reporting for the Denver Post. We have reason to believe the spate of resignations of GMs in the CPHL is due to new commisioner KevanGuy and his penchant for sending GMs pictures of him in ladies intimate apparel.
Not satisfied with the vulgar nature of this act Kris went on to super-impose pictures of himself in said lingerie along with these now departed GMs in an attempt to blackmail them in to sending the Boston Bruins bags full of cash.
He was only caught when he sent an image of this kind to new Toronto GM Mick Mangan who liked the pics so much he asked KG out on a date. KG was quick to realise his only option was to come clean rather than face the atrocities that awaited him in Ontario.
KG had this to say "A joke is a joke but the thought of Mick in the context nearly made me lose my 6th burger i just had for lunch"
Mick wouldnt allow us to quote him but did mention that Kris had passed his rigorous mating screening program of having a pulse.
Not satisfied with the vulgar nature of this act Kris went on to super-impose pictures of himself in said lingerie along with these now departed GMs in an attempt to blackmail them in to sending the Boston Bruins bags full of cash.
He was only caught when he sent an image of this kind to new Toronto GM Mick Mangan who liked the pics so much he asked KG out on a date. KG was quick to realise his only option was to come clean rather than face the atrocities that awaited him in Ontario.
KG had this to say "A joke is a joke but the thought of Mick in the context nearly made me lose my 6th burger i just had for lunch"
Mick wouldnt allow us to quote him but did mention that Kris had passed his rigorous mating screening program of having a pulse.